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Gay plotlines! Everything gay on TV! Article Date: 04 15 2008 By Tracy E. Gilchrist & Dylan Vox There is life after Project Runway ! At least for snarky, self-promotional boy-geniusâ "and letâ s face it, pretty damned funnyâ "most recent PR winner, Christian Siriano. Princess Siriano of catch phrases including â hot tranny messâ and ad nauseum utterer of â fierce,â Christianâ s landed a coveted spot on the gayest family-friendly show of the century, Ugly Betty.

Plot details are sketchy thus far, but queer boy-wonder Christianâ s appearance is slated to help bolster Ugly Betty for May sweeps. Word is that pocket gay Christian tangles with Rebecca Romijn â sâ "woman playing a man who becomes a trans-woman ala Felicity Huffman â "Alexis Meade. Also making her prime-time major Network appearance is Elleâ s recently â outâ Fashion Director and Project Runway â s resident sourpuss Nina Garcia.

The woman Project Runway contestants recoil from in fear of milquetoast judgment will have no trouble with the transition from playing herself as a â realityâ show judge, to scripted drama star. Ugly Betty â s producers just need to enlist some lowly production assistant to wiggle the perma-stick up Garciaâ s ass like the wooden puppet she is, and voilaâ "insta Emmy winner!

For double the dose of fashion design savant Christian, Ugly Betty could opt to take in Saturday Night Live â s hilarious female buffoon, Amy Poehler, to give her spot-on Siriano impression, for a possible dueling Christians throw-down.

While itâ s a mathematical probability that the average human will likely view 400,678 repeats of any show in the Law and Order franchise in a lifetimeâ "weâ re not talking first-run hereâ "it feels like several lifetimes since SVU fans have leered at Christopher Meloni and Mariska Hargitay in any new configuration, thanks to the blasted Writersâ Strike.

And with the first new show of 2008, it appears Dick Wolf finally discovered how to make the gay girls and the womenâ s prison fetishists loll their collective tongues out of their mouths and drool openly at the small screen. Thatâ s right! After nearly a decade, Wolf and co. Aaron Spelling concluded by Charlieâ s Angels fourth of fifth episode. Women in prison hot ratings. For SVU â s auspicious return, Mariskaâ s Olivia Benson altruistically volunteers to go undercover in the pokey to help expose a corrupt prison guard.

Right, like Oliviaâ s not gunning to strip down to a white-undershirt, roll a pack of Lucky Strikes up into the sleeve and fashion a shank from her toothbrush. And, of course, there are the obligatory strip-search and soap-dropping scenes. Mind you this is all just in my pervy brain.

Itâ s not clear yet whether Wolf went for the Lesbo brass ring or not. Never fear though. Mariskaâ s a big ole top and nobodyâ s bitch. Sheâ s the one sporting the proverbial tube sock. If Wolfâ s really smart, heâ ll appeal to his core gay boy audience and hit Meloniâ s uptight Det. Eliot Stabler on the head, causing amnesia.

Subsequently Eliot will reappear as his OZ uber-bad boy Chris Keller, sporting a beater and blazing tats, tongue kissing his male co-stars and peeing in a bucket in the holeâ. Now thatâ s some â Must Seeâ TV. More on Next Page.. Now you can just log on and click to your favorite site to find Mr. Right, or in most cases, Mr. Right Now.

So are gay men really seeking love.. 04.15.08 D.C. You'll regret it. Check it out in this too funny video from TMZ. YouTube Pick: McCain's Bad 'Bomb, Bomb Iran' Joke Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain (R-AZ) briefly joking about the prospect of bombing Iran by singing to the tune of the Beach Boys song 'Barbara Ann' ('Bomb, bomb, bomb, Bomb Iran') while giving a speech.

A Day in the Life with Tajamika Paxton: Episode One Writer, producer, yoga instructor, woman about town.. Hollywood, few have seen more than Tajamika Paxton. Now she's adding video blogger to her extensive resume, taking to the streets and tracking down those people you've always wanted to chat up but never did.

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